Saturday, 28 February 2015

10 Shades of Yarn

 

Hi Needle Tweakers

With all the hype of 'that' film I couldn't resist writing these wee few lines:

10 Shades of Yarn


1.    . His eyes locked with hers, she whispered go on do it.  He put his hand in his trousers stroked it, let out a moan of anguish and brought it out -  hubby paid for yarn again!

2.      It irritated her skin, felt rough, lasted a long time, but so so worth it – Shetland wool.

3.      It was rock hard and long with a girth to die for, the job was done in half the time  her wrist was aching off – mega crochet hooks are fab

4.     She was tormented, twisting, turning and unsatisfied -she couldn’t retrieve a dropped stitch

5.     “No don’t do that please you are spoiling it, the moments gone now’, she cried – her swatch became the cat’s latest toy.

6.   .  She quivered in anticipation, heart racing, cheeks flushed, she couldn’t bear to wait much longer – choosing her new crochet project was so difficult.

7.     Her mouth dry, pulse beating in her very core, she was so frustrated, the wait was agony – the wool shop only opened at 9am

8.   .  ‘Mr Grey has got nothing on you darling’, she murmured, staring at the rainbow of colour in her yarn stash.

9.      ‘Oh you are so hard, you make my head spin’, she cried, not making any sense of the pattern instruction


10.     The challenge was too much, sweating, exhausted and a complete mind ****, yet she needed more, why did she work to a short time frame.  


I hope these are taken with a wisp of yarn, no offense meant just a bit of fun .


Goodnight all you tweakers
Catch you soon
Love Catherine xx





















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